( ruby city ) TIGER DOJO 001

[peopledieifkilled]

BGM: Gentle Everyday

[ For those of you out in the multiverse, you may notice that there is a brand new dojo that has opened for everyone to see, whether or not you're in Ruby City or not. There seems to be a small Shirou hanging by a noose before suddenly--

a certain someone punches him into the abyss.

Rest in pieces, Emiya Shirou.... ]


Too careless!


What were you thinking? Just going out while you're still sick is a huge no-no.


That's right. It's okay if you're killed by me, but getting killed by an enemy Servant in Ruby City isn't cool. Normally, we'd be telling you to head back to the previous choice, but since Ruby City is a place with temporary death, we won't be doing that this time.


Many of you have already gone through all of the Tiger Dojos in Fate/, so this new Dojo section has a completely new feature!


And what's that, master?


We're allowing guests into these special dojos! That includes anyone who's still alive in Ruby City or dead. Oh, and that includes guests who aren't in Ruby City as well. So! If you have any messages to tell poor, lifeless Shirou over there, make sure to leave a comment and he'll probably respond to you!


So feel free to stick around until Shirou gets revived, everyone. And here's the stamp and... we'll see you guys in the next bad end!

Comments

[reforgeries]

...Man. Honestly, I'm disappointed. Seriously disappointed. Of all the ways for it to happen...Well, there's no helping it now, I guess.

[peopledieifkilled]

It was bound to happen eventually. You should know this better than anyone.

[reforgeries]

I didn't mean your dying. I meant my killing you. Could you have made it any less satisfying?

[peopledieifkilled]

Do you think I had a choice?

[reforgeries]

Having you of all people force me into a position like that...I should probably be ashamed of myself.

Well, it's not like I'm not always.

[peopledieifkilled]

You should probably remove that "probably", then.

[scary_music]

S-seriously, Shirou-chan!

After that big talk we had, too! How could you do that? Are you trying to activate crybaby Ibuki again?! It won't work! Ibuki's breaking the kneecaps of despair, with or without you!

You're the worst clueless harem lead ever!

[peopledieifkilled]

... Sorry, Ibuki.

The illness got me all worked up about Sakura that I ended up killing myself faster. By the time they could have cured me, I had nothing left in my head. I was brain dead. So all they could do was simply kill me.

[scary_music]

Shirou-chan, this is the Ibuki dojo, don't turn it into a sad thing, this is supposed to be funny!

[Yes she called it the Ibuki dojo...]

Shame on you!

[peopledieifkilled]

You know, if you call it the Ibuki Dojo, Fuji-nee might come and hit you with her shinai.

[He obviously can't read the mood.

But he's trying anyway.]

[scary_music]

Ibuki has her new hammers of despair kneecap breaking to deal with any attacks!

Don't worry, Shirou-chan! Ibuki will totally be fine!

[peopledieifkilled]

Well, I doubt that Fuji-nee would seriously hurt you... [Just give you a bump in the head, but that's it.]

But I'm glad you're okay.

[respring]

Senpai, not this again...

[ says Sakura with a backpack full of camping gear and a compass in her hands. She came all the way from Islandia to chastise you, you poor idiot. ]

[peopledieifkilled]

I'm... I'm sure it won't happen a forty-second time. [Forty-one times he's died.]

Besides, I died trying to get back to you, Sakura.

[respring]

But you don't need to do that sort of thing anymore, okay? I'm fine! This island is nice, actually.

[ flicks the back of his head >:C stop it shirou ]

[peopledieifkilled]

You're on an island? [First time he's heard of it.]

And sorry. I'll make it up to you. ...Promise.

[gandere]

Geez, you both! [ Because someone else is just at fault as much as Emiya himself. ]

Are you just trying to break my heart at that age? Don't you know how critical male role models are for eight year old girls?

[peopledieifkilled]

Well, it's not like I'd ever tell you that I died while you're that age, Tohsaka.

[Like seriously, why would he?]

You have Waver, don't you? [HE'S A GUY. He can be her role model. Maybe.]

[gandere]

You forget that I'm not so easily fooled. Having witnessed a tragic amount of loss at that age, I'm a lot smarter than you think. [ Hmph. ]

As if either of you could outsmart me. You act younger than me at any given time with your immature squabbling.

[peopledieifkilled]

Then I guess I'll have to go for the "avoid Tohsaka until I forget that I died" strategy.

[It's totally brilliant.]

... Then I'll just ask my next door neighbor to cover for us. [HAH. He's got this. Maybe. Probably.

Totally still referring to Irisviel as anything but her actual name.]

[gandere]

And that-! Don't you have any manners?

[ No..?? Not that Rin is one to speak about manners, but let's not get into that. No need for a second dead end in a day! ]

What kind of boy refers to their mother as their neighbor? Sheesh, you're really kind of hopeless in that place without Sakura there.

[reforgeries]

Believe me, Master, I had no intention either of breaking your heart or of killing Emiya Shirou in this time and place, when his death serves no appreciable long-term purpose.

[gandere]

You had no intention, yet you went through with your intent. [ Chiding him just a bit more gently than she would with Emiya.

... what, she has a soft side for the one who died to protect her. Emiya, on the other hand, deserves it all. ]

I'm going to have to really grow up sooner than later just to keep you boys from future bloodbaths, aren't I-?

[reforgeries]

........

It's fine the way it is.

[Not that he doesn't want his Master back to her usual self. It's just...she's really cute when she's little.]

I really didn't want to, so you could say he's more a victim of circumstance. I don't foresee it happening again, so there's no need to trouble yourself if you're not ready to grow up yet.

[gandere]

[ Is it?

... admittedly she is enjoying the presence of decent role models at that age, but not if they're killing each other off. What a mess. ]

I'd hope it wouldn't happen again, but the point is that it did occur in the first place. [ But this is Archer, so her tone loses her usual sharpness. ] You don't need to have any more regrets.